Just A Piece of My Mind

A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared . Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag’s side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown.

The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, ‘What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That’s a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?’ The young boy was apologetic. ‘Please, mister…please, I’m sorry but I didn’t know what else to do,’ He pleaded. ‘I threw the brick because no one else would stop…’ With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. ‘It’s my brother, ‘he said. ‘He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can’t lift him up.’ Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, ‘Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He’s hurt and he’s too heavy for me.’

Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out a linen handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay. ‘Thank you and may God bless you,’ the grateful child told the stranger. Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the boy! push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home. It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message:

‘Don’t go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!’ God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don’t have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us. It’s our choice to listen or not.

Thought for the Day:

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring.

He sends you a sunrise every morning

Face it, friend - He is crazy about you!

God didn’t promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow,sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

Children is gina kia

Bird is chiao kia

Korean Car is Kia
Giving birth is seh kia
Furniture is Ikea
Police is mata kia
Small house is chu kia
Country name is Czechoslovakia
Puppy is gao kia
Kitten is ngiao kia
  Chicken is kuey kia
Pig is ter kia
Handphone is Nokia
I’m Hokkien kia,
Malay is Huan kia
Indian is Kee Leng kia
Kuai lou is ang mo kia
Chinese is t’ng lang kia
Japanese is jit pun kia
Bad Guy is phai kia

If you laugh, you are Siow Kia

> Lawak Mee Bandung
> ——————–
>
> Untuk beberapa tahun, Ahmad Suffian telah mengadakan hubungan sulit
> dengan orang gajinya,Sutina …Suatu hari, Sutina memberitahu Ahmad
> Suffian yang dirinya mengandung …
>
> Ahmad Suffian yang tidak mahu merosakkan perkahwinannya, telah
> mengambil keputusan untuk menghantar Sutina balik ke Bandung untuk
> melahirkan anak mereka di sana …
>
> Beliau berjanji akan m ena nggung segala kos untuk anak tersebut
> sehingga anaknya nanti berusia 18 tahun …
>
> Supaya rahsia mereka berdua tidak terbongkar, Ahmad Suffian menyuruh
> Sutina supaya menghantarkan sekeping poskad dengan menulis
> perkataan "Mee Bandung" dibelakangnya setelah anak mereka lahir
> nanti .. Ahmad Suffian akan menguruskan segala perbelanjaan untuk
> anaknya setelah mendapat poskad itu nanti …
>
> Suatu hari, 9 bulan selepas itu, ketika Ahmad Suffian pulang dari
> kerja, isterinya Norzalina menegur Ahmad Suffian dengan muka yang
> keliru …
>
> "Bang … abang dapat poskad yang peliklah hari ni," kata Norzalina.
>
> "Oh, tak pe … bagi poskad tu kat Abang. Nanti abang jelaskan,"
> kata Ahmad Suffian.
>
> Norzalina pun memberi poskad itu kepada Ahmad Suffian dan melihat
> Ahmad Suffian membaca poskad tersebut, sebelum muka Ahmad Suffian
> bertukar menjadi biru, ungu dan terus pengsan!!
>
> Poskad itu berbunyi …
>
> "Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung - 2 ada telur, 2
> tiada telur. Tolong hantarkan kuah lebih ya!"

Cacat mia friendster….dun wan to friend d

Ahh…its been a long time indeed since i wrote anything here……been too busy…..haih…busy eating kuaci….busy playing….and busy thinking that i m busy….it has been almost a month now since i get to go back home..and my oh my..i sure miss home a lot….one week..i was on duty for a golf tournament being sponsored by my company…another week I had to attend ‘Family Day’ organised by company and another  week"teambuilding camp" at Damai Laut Resort, Lumut. And since i m so lazy to type..i m just goin to copy paste what i wrote in email to Ms. Colleen…wahahhahahah….

Neways….continuing on my trip to Damai Laut Resort in Lumut…..basically I think the journey to the resort itself is like traveling to Genting Highlands……pusing sini

sana

..make me wanna muntah only…….we bertolak from pfk around 8.30am…..34 ppl suppose to go..but end up only 17 went…..so we reach the resort around 12.30 noon…at first when we sampai the resort….we were in awe…cos the resort is facing a lake (or issit sea)..ahhaha..neways..the resort looks very canggih lah…and we were goin down from the bus with perasaan bangga sekali…then hor……suddenly they told us the resort actually fully booked and we nid to stay in apartments instead….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo…the apartment is 5-10 mins ride through the bengkang bengkok road….haih..dat time feel so much like kena tipu only….and summore so so troublesome…mainly cos we will be staying at the apartment..while al our activities at the resort…so have to travel back and forth all the time..

The activities that we did are building a railway track to transport a ball using chopsticks, rafia, masking tape and scissors as our raw material……the game is quite interesting since we have to build it within 30 mins…and every time we manage to transport the ball from point A to point B……..our members will get a chance to remove a piece from jengga…hahah.u played jengga before? Then…the following game is spider-web..they will ikat string like spider web and we nid to transport our members through the spiderweb..so basically we would nid to carry one another lor……a spider web is teruk enough..this one they did TIGA lapisan…fui yoh..mmg berpeluh giler……another game is ‘traffic jam’….for this game……we simulate two trains bertemu each other at a junction……head to head…then the objective is to transport the team from train A to train B and vice versa…then they got put criterias to it la…..neways….my favourite will be the paintball game..miahahahhahhaa….

For paintball…we get to play 4 different scenarios…….(first we were divided to groups of 9 and 10)

1.Attack and Defend……we were given chance to attack ppl by charging at them from one end of the hutan…hahaha….the defending team cannot leave their base…then we pulak kena defend our base lor……the hutan so so semak….trees and semak samun..isk3..its like abandoned hutan…takder jalan betul betul oso…..

2. Collecting points…….the facilitator scattered point cards all over the hutan area…we are suppose to fight each other to collect points along the way…

3.Save the President….for this activity ..we nid to rescue a dummy (which is the president)…in doing so…we nid to fight 4 professional paintball ppl..hahahha….

4. WAR….this one we have to fight against the 4 profesional players….

So the moment has come when I get to hold the gun..and

SHOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT…so during paintball…I rolled and crawled and jumped and summersault…..wahhahahhahaha…and I shot with great accuracy….shooting in style while dodging bullets like in matrix…wahhahahaha….and of course…sad to say that all these decriptions are only true in my imagination..wahhahahhahaha

This is what actually happens

For the first game, while attacking…I died early..hahahha….was shooting a few bullets only..then tetiba while I was taking my nafas..i got shot right at the mouth area….since I was wearing mask…the paint got splurt into me mouth…….blueks…the taste..darn pahit…then when its my turn to defend my base..…I died early too but later than the first one….i died the same way though…shot near the mouth area n this time..my eyes too..ahha..so the mask terus kena splish splash…..and yes..again..i get to taste kepahitan yg amat sgt….

For the second game, I got wiser…..this time I lie facedown on the grass….hahaha…and din move even a single bit except  once in a while holding up my head to shoot at ppl or grass that seems to be moving..whahahah..this time..i din die…ngiaks3……I din know if I got kill ppl or not..since my mask mia screen got fogged up….haih…….can’t really see anything…..let alone to shoot….so I basically shoot at moving things..hahahahhaha…so won’t be suprising if I wasted my bullets on trees and tree leaves….

For the third game……..i lay low most of the time….did some crawling every now and then..and hid behind trees….then my mask fogged up again..and I can’t see anything..wahhaha.then my gun jammed……..lol……for this game..even with 12 of us..we couldn’t kalahkan the profesionnals to save the president..sad sad sad

For the fourth game……..i died getting shot twice in the arm and once at the waist..ahhaha……and I couldn’t even see where my enemies are….potong steam betul…..it turns out that they saw my gun and my head protruding out from the grass..so the professionals complot as a team to just shot that area…..matilah aku……

So what did I get from paintballing…..bruises and minor cuts from my shiok sendiri antics (crawling and rolling)…..and also bloodied trackbottom…why? Cos mr PACAT decides to feast on me…….cis…I only realize I kena pacat when I got back to my room..wanted to bath…then got a shock seeing my trackbottom got blood and drops of blood on the floor…haih…and I din get to kill mr Pacat…..cacat betul……in the end the bleeding continues for another 1 hr plus..hahahahha…..

Klar…dats all for now..tentu pening reading rite? With my cacat mia English and super long naration…ahhahaha..all purely shiok sendiri..lol

p/s: Colleen….i just had to ciplak this mail that ‘killed’ you in office..wahhahaha….being infected by Malastypezoa virus….

"It’s impossible"
All things are possible (Luke 18:27)

"I’m too tired"
I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30)

"Nobody really loves me"
I love you (John 3:16 & John 13:34)

"I can’t go on"
My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)

"I can’t figure things out"
I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5-6)

"I can’t do it"
You can do all things (Phillipians 4:13)

"I’m not able"
I am able (II Corinthians 9:8)

"It’s not worth it"
It will be worth it (Romans 8:28)

"I can’t forgive myself"
I forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)

"I can’t manage"
I will supply all your needs (Phillipians 4:19)

"I’m afraid"
I have not given you a spirit of fear (II Timothy 1:7)

"I’m always worried and frustrated"
Cast all your cares on Me (I Peter 5:7)

"I don’t have enough faith"
I’ve given everyone a measure of faith (Romans 12:3)

"I’m not smart enough"
I give you wisdom (I Corinthians 1:30)

"I feel all alone"
I will never leave you or forsake you (Hebrews 13:5)

–Anonymous

“Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death.” General Omar Bradley

“Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.” —George S. Patton

“The difference between a hero and a coward is one step sideways.”      Gene Hackman

   “Courage is fear that has said its prayers.”—Karl Barth

  “Courage is doing what you’re afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you’re scared.”—Eddie Rickenbacker

    “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.” —John Wayne

Things to develop:-

1.       Convictions that are stronger than my fears.

2.       Vision that is clearer than my doubts.

3.       Spiritual sensitivity that is louder than popular opinion.

4.       Self-esteem that is deeper than self-protection.

5.       Appreciation for discipline that is greater than my desire for leisure.

6.       Dissatisfaction that is more forceful than the status quo.

7.       Poise that is more unshakeable than panic.

8.       Risk taking that is stronger than safety seeking.

9.       Right actions that are more robust than rationalization.

10.   A desire to see potential reached more than to see people appeased.

I’ve dreamed many a dream that’s never come true,

I’ve seen them vanish at dawn,

But enough of my dreams have come true

To make me keep dreaming on

I’ve prayed many a prayer that seemed no answer would come,

Though I’d waited so patient and long;

But enough answers have come to my prayers

To make me keep praying on

I’ve sown many a seed that’s fallen by the wayside,

For the birds to feed upon

But I’ve held enough golden sheaves in my hands

To make me keep sowing on

I’ve trusted many a friend that’s failed me

And left me to weep alone

But enough of my friends have been true-blue

To make me keep trusting on

I’ve drained the cup of disappointment and pain,

And gone many a day without song

But I’ve sipped enough nectar from the roses of life

To make me want to live on

I love this Doctor

This incident happend last week on the air….

Yasmin Yusof, a DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio program to
call

to answer trivia questions. The first caller to give the correct answer

would get a prize from the sponsor. She asked:

"Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium Chloride (Salt)"

A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the question. Not

knowing the answer to the question, she asked Yasmin for a clue.

"Something you put on your husbands eggs in the morning." shesaid.

The lady confidently said : "Talcum powder".

Yasmin Yusof did not return to the air until after a few songs!